Wednesday, November 17, 2004
A note from the other side of the world
I am very relieved. TheAmerican has gone overseas for a holiday, and none of us had heard from him during the fortnight that he's been away. But got an email today, which was lovely, and from which I will quote, as it is far funnier than anything I could possibly come up with...
"there used to be signs at the airports with pictures of bald eagles and waterfalls and mountains and shit that said UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. But it seems like the State Department has seen fit to change those signs, because now they all have pictures of our divine pal The Riz, wearing a Budweiser hat and holding a sawed-off shotgun, above a bold caption that reads: USA--BITCH, WHERE'S MY CASH?!"
What a guy...
I'm sure all of the internet(s) has seen this site, but thought I'd plug it anyway. Gives you hope and also a vague sense of all-will-be-well-eventually.
"there used to be signs at the airports with pictures of bald eagles and waterfalls and mountains and shit that said UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. But it seems like the State Department has seen fit to change those signs, because now they all have pictures of our divine pal The Riz, wearing a Budweiser hat and holding a sawed-off shotgun, above a bold caption that reads: USA--BITCH, WHERE'S MY CASH?!"
What a guy...
I'm sure all of the internet(s) has seen this site, but thought I'd plug it anyway. Gives you hope and also a vague sense of all-will-be-well-eventually.
